Too much camera gear.
Hmm, I seem to have gathered a decent amount of stuff over the years.
(crappy picture yes, but obviously all my good cameras are in the photo)
Left to right:
Nikon AF Nikkor 70-300mm f/4-5.6G
Nikon AF Nikkor 28-80mm f/3.3-5.6G
Nikon D80, with:
Nikon AF-S DX VR Nikkor 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G IF-ED
Nikon F90X, with:
Nikon SB-600 (broken locking pin, permanently attached), and
Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D
Nikon D70, with:
Tokina 12-24mm f/4 DX
Bronica Zenzanon 75mm f/2.8 EII
Sunpak Auto 555 (need to get coupling modules for Nikon/Bronica)
Bronica ETR-SI, with:
Bronica Zenzanon 150mm f/3.5 EC
220 Roll Film Holder
Spare 200 roll film holder
Polaroid 360.